A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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