I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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