If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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