is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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