I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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