I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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