I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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