She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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