Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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