If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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