plz talk dirty to me
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
God, I missed his penis.
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