pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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