ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
