On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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