No awkward lesbian experiences without me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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