Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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