I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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