Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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