either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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