So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I had to cum in my sink.
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