Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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