Kiss
Puke
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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