She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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