I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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