I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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