i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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