LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
