no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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