he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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