yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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