I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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