Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
