...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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