Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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