do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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