No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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