For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
only you would photoshop your dick
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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