ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
