Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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