What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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