absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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