Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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