I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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