next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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