you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Dick very happy bro
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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