real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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