thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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