Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
They left me at home... I'm a liability
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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