Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We just shotgunned beers for America
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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