I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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