I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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