Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
