So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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