He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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